NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

Within a parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with pleasure and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning tactics, identified herself at the middle of a scandal of epic proportions. It all began innocently enough, having a plan day in Washington, D.C., but tiny did Pelosi reco